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NFL 18 Game Schedule Fail, Tyler Skaggs Game, Meth Gators, FaceApp Fun, Wilford Gimli, Scissoring, Wimbledon, BK Tacos, Gronk Pyramid, Drunk Air, OKC Fail Train, Manholes, Baby Shark Bite 07-19-2019

NFL 18 Game Schedule Fail, Tyler Skaggs Game, Meth Gators, FaceApp Fun, Wilford Gimli, Scissoring, Wimbledon, BK Tacos, Gronk Pyramid, Drunk Air, OKC Fail Train, Manholes, Baby Shark Bite 07-19-2019

Segment 1: Ramping up for the return of the NFL and college football – save the excuses, Saban! Throwback Thursday, camcorder style (and word of advice for found tapes)! FaceApp fun, Wilford Gimli, and smuggling with ol’ leatherneck! Salud o’clock plus the Tavour craft beer delivery service! Old sound-bite mayhem – digging up the D-Stat Poo. The NFL’s season expansion trial balloon – the infamous 18 games with a player cap of 16 games fail train. The player health variable, load management, and exploring alternatives for stretching out the season. The dangers of alienating your core fanbase – the NASCAR context. Fan-centric options to create additional revenue streams. Stealing first, Coach Drake of the Kalamazoo Growlers, and riling up the purists. The Breaking Bad formula, meth gators, and just Florida things – severed penis crimes and the wrong kind of scissoring (47.13). Wimbeldon rewind, Djokovic and Federer get epic, plus Halep demolishes Serena. Podcast beer goggles.

Segment 2 (1.12.45): Chick-fil-A, balloon brawls, plus Randy’s Burger King taco review. Back to the 18/16 schedule monstrosity. Manufactured bye weeks, ratings, and a World League / NFL Europe flashback. Madden video game rewind. Raising a glass to Madison Moore and the Colts Go Fund Me. The Taco Bell Danger Zone. Gronk tackles the $100,000 Pyramid plus cranking up drunk air, frat party style. The Tyler Skaggs game, freaky numbers, and the chicken runs at midnight. Raising a glass to Sweet Pea Whitaker (RIP). NFL round up. The Texans shortchange Jadeveon Clowney, Melvin Gordon, and Zeke’s dilemma. The Chris Paul – Russell Westbrook trade plus the OKC missing rings rewind – an underachievement fail train. A Baby Shark dedication to Melissa Chase. Wrap up, Clerks, root beer kid, Prime Day, and renaming manholes. 07-19-2019, MP3 Format.

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Cheers and beers flavored by Captain Morgan 100 Proof, Coca-Cola, Tavour Craft Beer Delivery, Champion Brewing’s Shower Beer, Kings County Brewer’s Superhero Sidekicks IPA, Bosteels Brewing’s Tripel Karmeliet, Hardywood Strawberry Papaya Berliner Weisse, and the general deliciousness of beer.

Women's World Cup, NBA Finals Rewind, HR Derby, Fireworks Fails, Revolutionary War Airports, Ice Cream Challenge, Trolling Albert Haynesworth, Getting Schwifty with Belle Delphine Bathwater 07-12-2019

Summer Sports Brew, NBA Finals Rewind, Women's World Cup, HR Derby, Fireworks Fails, Revolutionary War Airports, Ice Cream Challenge, Trolling Albert Haynesworth, the Linde Bowl, Getting Schwifty with Belle Delphine Bathwater, Trading the Failhorn 07-12-2019

Segment 1: Summer Sports Brew Throwdown! July 4^th fun plus Revolutionary War Airports. Trading the Failhorn, blowing your cover, and Burger King tacos. Fun with the MLB HR Derby, Vlad breaks out, and Pete Alonso drops the hammer.  Our annual round of fireworks stupidity – Arkansas, come on down! The Failhorn’s licking challenge, rotisserie chicken, the Ice Cream Challenge, and the Epstein express. Don’t eat the gecko and death by metal straw! Salud o’clock! Fat Albert Haynseworth’s kidney failure brings out the fan trolling clapback (45.30). Raising a glass to the Hefty Lefty, Jared Lorenzen (RIP). Scantron throwback, Cookie Monster, and D-Stat’s testing strategies. Setting the odds on the Linde Bowl plus sharking it up. MLB All Star Game. NBA round table, the Lakers load up, the Knicks dumpster fire continues, and the Duke-UK rivalry continues. Copa America Messi shenanigans.

Segment 2 (1.26.15): Raising a glass to Coco Gauff. Appreciating our favorite sportscasters - enjoy retirement, Bob Ley! NBA Finals rewind. Giving credit to the Raptors while acknowledging the Warriors injury context. The no win KD situation, the underappreciated Klay Thompson, and a disastrous Finals for the Warriors. Appreciating the heart of a champion. Westbrook reunites with Harden in Houston. Tony Parker hangs ‘em up. Adventures in potty training, round 2. Josh Norman runs (and jumps) with the bulls. Fun with the Women’s World Cup. The US celebration blowback, tea cup criticism, and leveling out the paying field. Megan Rapinoe - penalty kicking assassin. A mari-Moana cake brings out the baked sales. Alex Morgan’s got jokes, Piers Morgan gets salty, plus Sophie Turner shares the tea. Wrap up, axe throwing, and getting schwifty with Belle Delphine bath water. LIVING IN AMERICA! Rando Sports Brew plugs and the Captain’s nightmare. 07-12-2019, MP3 Format.

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NBA Finals Picks, Warriors - Raptors, Durant, Kawhi, McNabb Hall of Fame Derp, Crust Puppies, a Drake Dedication, DMV Fail Rage, Frankenfoot, Twins HR Fest, Bart Starr and Bill Buckner RIP 05-30-2019

Segment 1: NBA Finals Preview. Eating some Bucks crow and grabbing life by the (metal) balls. Salud o’clock! A little pitch and catch with the fam – put the metal bats away! A tip of the cap to Bart Starr, the stuff of legend (RIP). Raising a glass to Bill Buckner (RIP). Donovan McNab’s Hall of Fame pipe dreams plus grounders of gold – paying homage to Buckner. Stop whining! Eating a bit of crow – the Raptors knock off the Bucks. Giannis taking his playoff lumps – learning from L and growing his game. Kawhi dap plus a little injury revenge factor vs Golden State. NBA Finals fun with the Warriors vs Raptors. The Warriors’ lineup flexibility - the Boogie Cousins factor plus the looming return of Kevin Durant. Appreciating the Warriors historic playoff run (with and without KD).  He the North! A special Drake – Nick Nurse dedication. Linde’s Frankenfoot shakes it off. Smashmouth smack talk smack back. Calling our shots for Warriors – Raptors. McGuffin breaks out the brooms. Draymond on greatness. MLB fun factoids, Minnesota Twins style. The Orioles and the Nats get some TLC. Wrapping up with some mom birthday fun, a VA DMV fail rage fest, and getting tagged on Memorial Day Weekend. Jerry Springer shenanigans and the Crust Puppies are born (1.32.53). 05-30-2019, MP3 Format.

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Brew of Thrones - Game of Thrones S8E6 Reaction, Fan Theory Fun, Evil Bran, Drogon vs the Throne, Jon Snow What-ifs, Daenerys Turns, Red Priestess Resurrection, NBA Playoffs, Grumpy Cat RIP 05-21-2019

Segment 1: Brew of Thrones – the Game of Thrones finale throwdown! An ending with plenty of wiggle room, fun with possibilities, and leaving room for fan imagination beyond the show. The Kings Landing hot take, the fan rage social media echo chamber, and the broad strokes of a rapid pace. Whitfield’s chicken pounding birthday wish from the Hound. A series of mini-happy endings for characters true to their arcs. Fun with the evil Bran theory - the master manipulator. Fleshing out Daenerys Targaryen’s turn plus fun with the prince and the princess that were promised. Resurrection, Red Priestess style. Fan theory shenanigans plus fan reaction entertainment. Great stories - the Tyrion context, Bran the Broken, and cranking up the Stark storylines. The case of the missing ravens. Breaking the wheel with the Jon Snow as King what-if. Roll thighs! Burninating with Trogdor! Coffee cups and water bottles – you da real MVP. Drogon vs the Iron Throne plus the accidental Dragon Bunch.

Segment 2 (59.56): Game of Thrones therapy. Ghost – the goodest boy. Digesting the finale and letting the final season breathe. Bran #warging. Bronn, Jaime, and Tyrion. Snapchat gender swap filter catfishing (no, really). Show endings we loved and hated - a trip down memory lane. Seinfield, Lost, The Sopranos, Breaking Bad, and Fargo (just kidding). The end of GoT and (perhaps) the end of an era - the communal experience of serialized story telling vs binge watching. The gift of possibilities. Spinoff shenanigans, Arya, and Tolkien styled worldbuilding with GRRM. GoT antics - Sansa vs Ramsay. Raising a glass to Grumpy Cat (RIP). Salud o’clock! NBA Playoffs chatter. The Warriors roll the Blazers, Kawhi dap, expecting a Bucks – Warriors Finals. Wrap up song dropping silliness, sports roundup,an Al Roker blast, and giving Brienne a hand. 05-21-2019, MP3 Format.

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Brew of Thrones – the Game of Thrones S8E5 Reaction, NBA Playoffs, Kawhi Legends Up, DroJon, Dany’s Mother’s Day Cookout, GoT Songification, CleganeBowl, Saved by the Bell, Twitter Rage 05-12-2019

Segment 1: Brew of Thrones! The Game of Thrones S8E5 reaction (skip to segment 2 to go straight to sports). Dany invites everyone to the Mother’s Day cookout roastpocalypse. The CLEGANEBOWL! Mad Queening with dragon rage – Arya vs Dany. Twitter goes bananas over GoT and the NBA playoffs. The consequences of decisions, DroJon, and the arc of Daenerys. Way to go, Golden Company. Pod-Dick, Syrian, and Jaime’s hand. Wrapping up the accidental Brew of Thrones with the Hound. The inaugural Cersie Lannister loser horn.

Segment 2 (58.57): The accidental podcast continues. Official sports updates, but with a twist of Game of Thrones mixed in for good measure. NBA Playoffs roundup. The Raptors finish off the 76ers, Kawhi legends up, and Drake reverses the curse (for now). Warriors – Rockets and the kick me off the court karma. Shannon’s One Starking Moment – shank it off! GoT songifications. Looking forward to Blazers – Warriors. Enes Kanter drops some Twitter bombs plus here comes the Curry Bowl. The Rockets wasted opportunities. Raptors – Bucks. Doug Baldwin hangs ‘em up. An octopus fights back, Tesla Tinder action, and the wrong private eye. Wrap up Game of Thrones shenanigans - Saved by the Bell, Jon Snow turns back time, and Chariots of Fire. Leslie Jones reactions plus getting ready for the GoT Finale. Happy Mother’s Day salud o’clock! 05-12-2019, MP3 format.

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NFL Draft Savagery, the Giants Daniel Jones Fan Meltdown, the Anti-Redskins Draft, Game of Thrones Goes Air Arya, Endgame FTW, the Big Thorkowski, Mini-Linde, Chili Cookoff, Chewbacca RIP 05-03-2019

Segment 1: Rocking the NFL Draft with Air Arya and the Big Thorkowski. Kicking it with a massive Game of Thrones and Avengers: Endgame throwdown. The Giants and the Daniel Jones blowback – fun with fan meltdown reactions. An NFL Draft reality check, surrender cobras, and the newest Manning. A rando Spaceballs tangent. The anti-Redskins draft, Haskins, and surviving the Alex Smith contract. Fun with the Colts, 49ers, and a draft roundup. Air Arya, GoT Battle of Winterfell, and Gendry drops the hammer. Salud o’clock and the worst beer endorsement ever. Raising a glass to Peter Mayhew – Chewbacca (RIP). A McGuffin Gronk birthday wish. Celebrating the mini-Linde, tag team antics, and a Daddy Boot Camp poop party.

Segment 2 (1.01.10): Game of Thrones Battle of Winterfell throwdown, “the drop” fan reaction videos, and Shannon goes bananas. SOILER ALERT! Game of Thrones and Avengers: Endgame haters can bugger off. Tales from the Crypt - Al Davis says hi. NBA Playoff roundup. Raising a glass to Vince Carter and to year 22 of Vinsanity. Joe Theismann gives Haskins his blessings for number 7. NFL roundup, NCAAB news, and a tip of the cap to CC Sabathia for cracking 3k strikeouts. Rockets – Warriors, Harden, whining about the refs, and a gigantic flop party. MLB roundup. Lyanna Mormont, FTW! NHL roundup. Wrap up. Glossing up Avengers: Endgame (no spoilers!),piling on the Internet spoiler d-bags, and savage spoiler revenge. NFL draft savagery - Reggie Wayne and Pat McAfee put the Tennessee Titans on blast. The 10^th Annual Team Awesome Chili Cookoff. May the 4th be with you! WOOOO! 05-03-2019, MP3 format.

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UVA Delivers, Cardiac Cavs FTW, Game of Thrones, D-Stat vs the Hound, Tiger bags the Masters, Endgame Costco Depends, Ovi, the VJJ Speaker Meltdown, One Sharting Moment, March Madness Love 04-19-2019

Segment 1: UVA’s arc of redemption - the Cardiac Cavaliers deliver! Celebrating March Madness and an excellent tournament. The Elite 8, Final Four, and Championship Rewind. UVA – Auburn. Kyle Guy clutches up, controversial calls, and D-Stat’s salty bracket gloss gets the Game of Thrones Hound treatment. Bracket pool shenanigans, Fargo blasts, and DVR madness. Tiger Woods bags The Masters, appreciating another comeback story, and the art of sports redemption. Gronk doing Gronk things – the dented Lombardi. Dropping bombs with Christian Yelich. The infamous double dribble missed call, appreciating Auburn’s run, and the dangers of premature celebration. Thank you, UVA, for eliminating Matt Haarms’ hair. Salud o’clock and some Smartmouth Brewery dap. Getting ready for Avengers: Endgame, a Costco Depends run, and One Sharting Moment returns. Potty training shenanigans - swiping right adventures in parenting, Logan style. Sesame Street Game of Thrones crossovers.

Segment 2 (57.45): Kudos to Chris Beard and Texas Tech. Respect for Tony Bennett. A testament to team basketball – UVA, Texas Tech, and this year’s veteran vibe of tournament success.  Raising a glass to UVA, fun factoids, and going bananas with Texas Tech’s defense. Coming up big when it matters the most – Jerome, Guy, and Hunter. March Madness love – a bittersweet goodbye. MSU – Duke and the RJ Barett end game FG mystery. NBA playoffs roundup. The Game of Goats Hound Remix. NFL roundup -Russell Wilson’s new contract. Wild Texas Tech bets, prop swaps, and Ovi drops the hammer on Svechnikov. NHL roundup. Wrap up. The great D-Stat Clint Malarchuk incident delivers the Babypod vagina speaker debacle. A Cardinals hype video (no, really), birthday wishes, and the rumpshaker. 04-19-2019, MP3 Format.

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March Madness Rewind, Sweet 16 Fun, Duke UCF Thriller, Survive and Advance, FSU, UVA Troller Coaster, the Legend of Ja Morant, Zion Delivers, Izzo Blowback, Gronk Retires, Google Scam Fail 03-27-2019

Segment 1: March Madness shenanigans! Opening weekend rewind, thrillers, and celebrating the classic survive and advance! The Mets lock up Jacob deGrom and Mike Trout checks into cash. Raising a glass to Gronk – salud o’clock! Dancing through the opening rounds. Duke – UCF insanity, tournament scares, and giving credit to UCF. The Coach K – Johnny Dawkins connection. Tournament defining games, shots made, shots missed, and the emotion of the moment. Favorite moments, the legend of Ja Morant, Zion delivers, Fletcher MaGee voodoo, and an LSU thank you. The Cavaliers rebound and the UVA troller coaster rides on. Iowa – Tennessee thriller, New Mexico State – Auburn WTF, Barkley getting the D-Stat Caliente treatment. D-Stat on the tourney VR experience. FSU trucking, the Phil Cofer factor, and Terrance Man brings the fight for Mike Cofer (RIP). The NCAA’s laughable “Don’t Bet On It” bracket message. Bracket betting heroics. The Izzo blowback, hard coaching, and a beer fueled boat mooring. A Giggity Guiles – Syracuse dedication and a tip of the cap to Purdue’s Carsen Edwards. Setting the stage for the Sweet 16. Robert Kraft shenanigans, second screening like a boss, and throwing your bracket out for tournament greatness – enjoying the moment. Wrap up, fence dispute fisticuffs, a Google / Facebook invoice scam, and a lesson on pulling out from Philip Rivers. 03-27-2019, MP3 Format.

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March Madness, the Zion Factor, Embracing Bracket Chaos, Final Four and Final Fails Predictions, UVA Caution, Dropping Dookies, Team Awesome Anniversary, Rage Affirmations With Bobby Knight 03-18-2019

Segment 1: March Madness BEGINS! The ACC locks down the one seeds, a Pitino party storyline, and embracing the chaos of the opening rounds. Rolling through the East, the Zion - Tacko Fall factor, and throwing the rankings out the door in the opening rounds. The rise of the scrubbos, the Failhorn goes Peedmont, and the Zion fascination overcomes some of the Duke hate. Checking out the South, UVA redemption, and Tennessee sticks it to the Twitter Terminator. Bouncing to the stacked Midwest, Fletcher Magee, and Coach Cal stays smooth. Kentucky sees you, Luke Maye. Head West, young man! Gonzaga, FSU intrigue, Ja Morant, and BuffaWHOA. NC State gets salty, Team Breadsticks, and pubbin’ with UR. Fun factoids, Duke – Kentucky, and the Minneapolis deep dive. Smack talk Hall of Shame and dropping an IT Daily Dookie. Salud o’clock – raising a glass to Haloti Ngata and a case race challenge reminder. NFL roundup - Fitzmagic lives on. A Team Awesome Anniversary! Calling our Final Four shots. The Final Fail Bracket is born plus Daily Rage Affirmations with Bobby Knight. Wrap up, the dunkpocalypse, and vasectomy madness - the bag of peas rewind. 03-18-2019, MP3 Format.

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Zion Returns, Duke, NFL FA Fun, D-Stat’s OBJ Heartbreak, the Browns Bandwagon, Corn Syrup Rage Face, College Admission Scandal, Ghosting Influencers, Olivia Jade Fail, March Madness Warm Up 03-15-2019

Segment 1: NFL FA Throwdown and Zion returns! The Cleveland Browns crank up the bandwagon – genuine excitement for the Dawg Pound. Trying to make sense of the NY Giants trading OBJ, avoiding the AB dilemma, and the impact of generational talent. Fun with numbers, Odell Beckham edition. George R.R. Martin’s Big Blue nightmare. The Raiders bag Antonio Brown, Le’Veon Bell rolls to the Jets, the Steelers devolution, and the missing rings in Pittsburgh. FA round up, favorite moves, and shaking off the rust. Warming up for Saint Patrick’s Day plus raising a glass to the doggos with Good Boy Dog Beer.

Segment 2 (54.28): Zion returns, Duke - Syracuse, and enjoying a fat dose of basketball fandom. Salud o’clock! Corn syrup rage face, Dog Park Debbie, and the Internet goes after PETA – RIP, Steve Irwin. The Twitter Terminator’s shout out, sharks digging the death metal, and the rudest Christmas returns. Giving Saint Mary’s some credit and cranking up March Madness. Looking back at the Lakers letdown, the LeBron question, and NBA chatter. Wrapping up, NFL draft chatter, and the Eli question. Bryce Harper in Philly plus the Mike Trout factor. The college admissions scandal, Lori Loughlin and Olivia Jade edition – a slap in the face and a fat FU. An accidental socio-economic soap box. Flipping the script – taking a stand and ghosting influencers. 03-15-2019, MP3 Format.

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