Sports Brew

NFL Wk 4, Patriots Problems, Chiefs, Redskins Moosing, Cam Newton BSE, Deshaun Watson Rolls, MLB Playoffs, Rams Bandwagon, SDM Throwdown, Madden Glitch Fun, Tom Petty RIP 10-05-2017

Segment 1:  NFL Week 4. Raising a glass to Tom Petty (RIP). Cam Newton cranks up the press conference fail train, funny not funny, Dannon says CYA, and belated apologies. Handling pressure as the face of a franchise. Gassing up the Rams bandwagon. The Chargers homefield disadvantage, fan invasions, and a Madden Glitch. Texans – Titans. The rise of Deshaun Watson plus remembering Andre Johnson’s beatdown of Cortland Finnegan. The return of Brandon Weeden (no, really) and the backup QB carousel. Broncos – Raiders, Denver’s D Beasts Up, and the Carr injury. Laughing with our inner mean fan.  

Segment 2 (58.22): MLB Playoff chatter. D-Stat gets the Arnold treatment, Sam Jackson, and the ol’ SDM throwdown. The Nats vs the DC sports suckhole, the Indians JoPoo bandwagon, and going off the rails as the Failhorn rubs one out. Seahawks – Colts. Bills – Falcons. The surprising Jets. Rams – Cowboys. Ravnes – Steelers. The Ravens offense and Joe Flacco go Days of Thunder. Dolphins – Saints. Dap for the Lions, Dalvin Cook goes down, and the Vikings roller coaster. Patriots – Panthers, Pats D getting lit up, and Cam’s 50 and 5 TD fun factoid. Bucs – Giants, last second FG’s, and the 0-fer continues. Troy – LSU homecoming party. The Redskins – Chiefs MNF throwdown, last second TD moosing insanity, Redskins upside, and respect for the Chiefs. Alex Smith clutches up.  Jerry Rice, wedding crasher. Bob Menery - the Madden glitch sports commentator. Wrap up, Google’s babel fish, laxative brownies, and a time traveling drunkard. 10-05-2017, MP3 format.

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NFL Wk 3, Redskins Roll, WTF Sunday, OBJ Dogs It, NCAA Scandal, Pitino Dumpster Fire, Wildcat Memories, Packers, Patriots Comeback, Darren Sproles, Lions Replay Fail, Hugh Hefner RIP 09-29-2017

Segment 1:  NFL Week 3. The ongoing Andrew Luck saga, OBJ Gin and Juice, Shannon goes King of the World, and fan fisticuffs for the Captain’s 40^th. 49ers – Rams. HEY MATTARENA! The Rod Gardner returns, beware the Berber Barrel, and raising a glass to Hugh Hefner (RIP). D-Stat scares the kids, kid cry faces, and the wrong kind of happy ending. Rick Pitino dumpster fire, Kentucky Wildcat memories, and a far reaching college basketball recruiting scandal is just getting started. Predatory systems of profit - Blue Chips gone wrong. Packers – Bears TNF Butterfinger Twitter fight.

Segment 2 (55.37): Packers – Bears TNF. Giants – Eagles. Odell Beckham Jr.’s flair for the dramatic, the Giants wake up, and a big kick walk-off.  Lions – Falcons, D-Stat’s betting tears, and a good rule gone bad. Redskins – Raiders. Green Day Adobe fail remix - the lost (and recovered) D-Stat segment. A tip of the cap to Darren Sproles – ice up, son! Giancarlo Stanton and Aaron Judge crushing it.

Segment 3 (1.33.21): NFC East chatter. The Redskins bushwack the Raiders, Chris Thompson goes off, plus looking forward to Redskins – Chiefs. Welcome to WTF Sunday in the NFL. Dolphins – Jets. Ravens – Jaguars. Bills – Broncos. Chiefs – Chargers, the Kareem Hunt show, and the Philip Rivers INT machine. Packers – Bengals. Patriots – Texans, Watson upside, and TB12 clutches up. Bears – Steelers insanity. Carson Wentz gets moosed. Wrapping up with a D-Stat songification dedication. What’s in the box, Linde? 09-29-2017, MP3 format.

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NFL Wk 2, Captain's 40th, Colts Dumpster Fire, Giants BSE, Broncos Hammer the Cowboys, Patriots, Redskins – Rams, Raiders, Fantasy Football Fail, and the Great Mad Pooper Flood 09-21-2017

Segment 1:  NFL Week 2. The Colts dumpster fire, Giants struggles, and McAdoo lobs bombs at Eli. Duck Diggler and D-Stat’s farting manatee patronus. Cranking up the Captain’s 40^th Mike Gundy style plus Todd likes it thick. Seahawks – 49ers. Offensive line issues in the NFL. Cowboys – Broncos. The prop bet party – go get my beer, Sports Brew style. Chiefs – Eagles. NFL players don’t care about your Fantasy Football teams. The mad pooper plus wipe right lives on – if you could turd back time! Giants – Lions.

Segment 2 (54.05): NFL fun factoids. The Broncos drop the hammer on the Cowboys, IT memes, and learning how to lose. Falcons – Packers. Patriots – Saints. TB12 lights em’ up. Raiders – Jets plus Beast Mode celebration savagery! Redskins – Rams. Closing out the game on both sides of the ball. Dolphins – Chargers, waiting for Bad Jay to pop in, and the Chargers gonna Charger. Week 2 lessons plus navigating social media trolls with Eddie Lacy. The NFL’s hubris with Super Bowl Halftime Show. D-Stat’s Good Charlotte treatment, old school Madden memories, and throwback musical fun.  JJ Watt’s fundraising success. NCAAF roundup plus Clemson rolls. The JoPoo curse overflows with the great double decker mad pooper flood of 2017. Wrap up (crap up) shenanigans. 09-21-2017, MP3 format.

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NFL Week 1, Packers D, Chiefs O, Colts Fail, Fatberg, Ted Cruz vs It, Missing OBJ, Indians Streak, D-Stat JoPoo, Dodgers Slumpbuster, Redskins BSE, Bengals Stank, the Tinder Turd, Pet PSA 09-15-2017

Segment 1:  NFL Week 1. The Colts express train to failville plus the Bengals stay in preseason mode through TNF. The Brew Crew’s teams break out the BSE and an uneven Week 1. Rams – Colts destruction, an organization in disarray, and building for Luck. The Jaguars take the Texans to the woodshed. 40^th fun, TV death, and cranking up the broke party. Chiefs – Patriots, Alex freakin’ Smith, and the Patriots will rebound. The London Fatberg and Mike Rowe’s Dirty Jobs. Going into the sewer with It plus Ted Cruz gets frisky. Redskins –Eagles, Cousins’ brain farts, and digging Carson Wentz – the dark horse Eagles. Takeaways from Week 1. The Failhorn’s Packer backer premature eMattulation.

Segment 2 (49.25): The Indians go streaking, the Dodgers rock the BSE, and Jobu meets the D-Stat JoPoo. The Captain goes Malibu, Ted Cruz doubles down, and Sports Brew Las Vegas stories break out in soundbite mayhem. Remembering the Giggity Kegstand Faceplant. College Football round up.  OSU – OK, Baker Mayfield throws the gauntlet down.UGA – ND, USC – Stanford, remembering the Bush Push. Let it ride – turning back time with the Indians insane winning streak (22 as of recording). The Dodgers get Mark Grace slumpbuster shenanigans. What’s your poo telling you? The great British Tinder date fail – if you could turd back time.  Raiders – Titans and the return of Beast Mode. College Pick ‘Em.

Segment 3 (1.40.21): Cowboys – Giants. The OBJ factor gets the Farthorn, D-Stat gets frozen, and dap for Jason Witten. Packers – Seahawks. Packers D on point, Eddie Lacy bagels out, and playing for home field. Bears – Falcons. Steelers – Browns. Browns upside. Wrapping up with lawnmower beers, Kobe’s dual number retirement, and Sergio Dipp’s BSE sideline disaster. Hurricane Irma aftermath – raising a glass to the helpers and a pet PSA. 09-15-2017, MP3 format.

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Vegas, Mayweather v McGregor, Kyrie to Boston, NFL Preseason, Robert Lee ESPN Fail, Ryen Russillo Drunk Bus, Brock Osweiler BSE, Skolivia Munn, Stripper Name Games, Failhorn Pizza Party 08-24-2017

Segment 1:  Brew Crew Vegas time, gassin’ up the roadie, and summer wrap up. Floyd Mayweather vs Conor McGregor – intrigue vs expectations. Inviting the bets. Pop culture crossover, prop bet fun, fight time storylines, the Money Belt, and calling our shots. The FU suit Halloween showdown. The Floyd Mayweather – Justin Bieber Despacito fallout. D-Stat’s betting breakdown, degenerate style. Rick Rolling with the Foo Fighters. Ryen Russillo cranks up the Leeroy Jenkins drunk bus. Off the rails with the Failhorn’s pizza party.

Segment 2 (53.19): Salud o’clock – D-Statrono is born. Eclipse 2017 party fouls plus Odell Beckham Jr’s blind spot. The Floyd McGregor stripper name game – Muffin Hollyberry is born. The stunning Kyrie Irving trade, Celtics aggressiveness, and Cavaliers questions – are the Cavs done? Jersey burning done wrong. Glen Campbell and Chester Bennington RIP. LeBron’s Big 3 Banana Boat Crew reunion? The iCube fail. Powerball fun, Lance Armstrong, and the return of the D-Stat poo. NCAAF Six Pack returns! Shannon goes Bill O’Reilly plus Mike Gundy mans up at 50! D-Stat’s pre-season Giants curse strikes Odell Beckham, Jr.  NFL chatter. Whitfield’s Friday Failhorn. ESPN rocks the failbuckets – pulling announcer Robert Lee from a UVa game. Monumental name game shenanigans. Wrap up shenanigans. Skolivia Munn, Game of Thrones Jets QB’s, Jay Cutler, and Brock Osweiler – Colts trade rumors.  Just say no! 08-24-2017, MP3 format.

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Summer Brew, Kirk Cousins Redskins Contract Fail, Challenging the Warriors, Federer, Cookie Monster vs Sisqo’s New Thong Song, Game of Thrones, Lakers Expectations, Gollum Does Trump Tweets 07-20-2017

Segment 1:  Summer fun, Scott’s Addition RVA brewery shenanigans, and Vick on Kap’s hair. Raising a glass to the Penguins, the Warriors, D-Stat, and the return of Game of Thrones. The power of the beer curve, the cocaine Cookie Monster, plus Teddy Tennison dap for Roger Federer.  Conor McGregor’s FU suit. Having a laugh with Shiti Coolers.com. NBA chatter, LeBron’s next move, Lonzo Ball expectations, and injecting Showtime back into the Lakers. The Rockets aggressiveness, dap for Durant, and the Warriors window.  Calvin Johnson taps out plus Lucky Whitehead’s dognapper.

Segment 2 (52.06): The salsa showdown game of thrones. Sisqo’s new Thong Song (no, really) gets the Cookie Monster treatment. The crazy Kirk Cousins contract story – toxic relationships, Redskins failbuckets, PR shaming, and wondering about the state of the Redskins front office. The RGIII context.  Consistent competitiveness - the importance of organizational competence and team vision. A new strategy of dealing with large QB contracts? The year to year prove it scenario – the anti Flacco contract. Surveying the NFL QB landscape – from elite to barf buckets, where does Cousins fit in?  Wrap up, checking a beer, bad Fantasy league bets, and Gollum breaks out the Trump tweets. 07-20-2017, MP3 format.

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NBA Finals, Tiger Woods DUI, Bryce Harper Fisticuffs, Covfefe the Strong, Penguins vs Predators, Old Spice Catfishing, Mr. Met, Mantyhose, plus the Earth, Wind, and Ozzy O’Reilly Throwdown 06-01-2017

Segment 1:  NBA Finals, Stanley Cup, and the Tiger Woods DUI. The incredible Tiger Woods story arc and figuring out what’s next – check yourself before you wreck yourself, bruh. The impact of the Bryce Harper – Hunter Strickland fisticuffs. Fun with John Clayton’s ponytail plus Shaq’s pedicure of doom. The Mets trip to the land of BSE, Mr. Met cranks up the bird, and Mets apology memes FTW! The 10 hour failhorn, the return of the bro romper, plus mantyhose he-tards shenanigans.

Segment 2 (36.12): NBA Finals. Golden State drops the hammer in Game 1, a motivated Kevin Durant, and defensive questions for the Cavs. Remembering the lopsided nature of last year’s NBA Finals games.  Calling our shots, D-Stat the Cavs defender, and Draymond’s mission. The Failhorn cranks up the Jordan – LeBron discussion.  Jeff Van Gundy glosses up Rihanna. Manti’s Mantyhose. Covfefe shenanigans. NBA Mean Tweets, FTW! Stanley Cup update – the Penguins hammer the Predators in Game 2. One Predator fan’s next level catfishing, the Old Spice cover up, and buy that man a beer! The romper dropping Earth, Wind, and Ozzy outro with Bill O’Reilly.  06-01-2017, MP3 format.

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NBA Playoffs, Cavs vs Warriors III, LaVar Ball Vortex, Caps and Wizards vs the DC Sports Suckhole, the Dong Show Murder Defense, TB12 Madden Curse, Raising a Glass to Chris Cornell (RIP) 05-19-2017

Segment 1:  The DC Sports suckhole claims the Caps and the Wizards, breaking out the D-Stat Bro Romper, and a new vibe in Indianapolis. MattVar Ball, the LaVar ball backlash, and the letting Lonzo Ball spread his wings. LaVar Ball vs Kristine Leahy, the Colin Cowherd blowback, and MattVar throws shade at Eli Manning. The Lakers vs the LaVar Ball vortex, the Jeanie Buss factor, and the Big Baller Brand dilemma. Trust the process – fun with the NBA draft lottery. Dial a D-Bag.

Segment 2 (49.55): Salud o’clock plus the 5^th Element on the big screen – Aknot! WOT! Wrapping up the Wizards and Caps season, fun with the DC Sports Suckhole, and Kelly freakin’ Olynyk. Harden BSE. There’s something about MattVar. Dick Tracy and the Dong Show murder defense strategy turn into an off the rails man-eater gag bag. Meatloaf can’t go for that plus I got a snake, man! NBA Playoffs. Cavaliers – Celtics, Warriors – Spurs, Zaza steps in, Kawhi goes down, and have the Warriors become the villains? Tom Brady vs the Madden Curse.

Segment 3 (1.51.38) Raising a glass to Chris Cornell - a legacy beyond the music. Celebrating the anthems of youth, the shared journey through music, and a voice of a generation. The Social Media soap box – turning from grief shaming to sharing new discovery. The intimacy of art and the gift of life through music. I Am The Highway outro. RIP, friend.  05-19-2017, MP3 format.

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NFL Draft, Lonzo Ball Shoe Debacle, Caps vs Pens, Crosby, Wizards vs Celtics, the Isaiah Thomas Story, LeBron’s Hold My Beer, Drew Pearson Trolls On, 49ers, Redskins, Jar Jar Strikes Back 05-05-2017

Segment 1:  Big Baller Brand Madness. D-Stat goes Gaga in the DC sports hole. NFL Draft chatter, organizational competence, plus a different vibe in Indianapolis and San Francisco. The great Lonzo Ball Z02 shoe debacle, LaVar Ball paints the target, rage face baggage, and an infamous kicks-starter.  Shaq weighs in, Twitter roasts away, Jar Jar strikes back, and Cuba Gooding Sr.’s dedication to LaVar Ball.  The 49ers tighten up, John Lynch delivers – redefining organizational vision. The Christian McCaffery flex factor, sitting out bowl games, and the Jake Butt effect.

Segment 2 (45.56): NFL Draft fun. Capitals – Penguins, the Crosby concussion factor, the Russian Machine Never Breaks blog, plus a savage Matt Niskanen tattoo. Wizards – Celtics getting feisty, the Markieff and Marcus Morris switcheroo, and John Wall keeps balling. The incredible Isaiah Thomas story keeps rolling.  We talkin’ bout practice, Spicer?!?! Kobe’s lion story plus LeBron passes Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. Hold my beer, LeBron style. NBA Playoffs round up. Spurs – Rockets. Breaking Bad in real life. Raising a glass to Paul Pierce, the last of the 1998 draft class, and Vinsanity balls on! Facebook anniversary video shenanigans plus the years of reflection.

Segment 3 (1.45.53): NFL Draft round table – well done, Philadelphia! Drew Pearson trolls Philly like a boss.  Favorite draft moments, the Indy Orangutan, and Jerod Evans whiffs. AP to the Saints. May the 4^th be with you plus Cinco de Mayo fun. The 49ers, Bears, and the Mitchell Trubisky factor. Jack Links Chewbacca crew. The intriguing Cleveland Browns, Jamaal Charles to the Broncos, and the Utah Jazz hook a fan up with eSight.  Wrap up failbuckets, May the 4^th Be With You, O’Reilly Returns. 5-05-2017, MP3 format.

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NBA Playoffs, Caps vs DC Suckhole, Wizards, 420 Gag Bag, McNabbsworth Turns Back Time, OKC, Greek Freak, Fizdale Data, Bill O’Reilly F Bombs, Hernandez Rip Cords Out, Starbucks Frap That! 04-20-2017

Segment 1:  NBA Playoffs, the rally Caps, and fighting the DC sports suckhole. The running 420 gag bag of shenanigans, cranking up the 8^th Annual Chili Cook-Off, and D-Stat’s new hairdo. The Failhorn gets Uncle Festered with a new intro song. John Wall’s development, Wizards upside, and getting physical with the Hawks. Thanksgiving Redskins – Giants fun plus angry Eli.  Amazon Prime beer delivery incites complete randomness. Milwaukee drops the Barney blast on the Raptors, the Greek Freek, and PB Delly time returns. If we could turn back time - the magic hindsight rewind, McNabbsworth is born, Tiki Barber gets the D-Stat hate, and Cher rides on. TBT to Matt talking Madden smack, breaking the scoreboard, and the video game streaming  phenomenon.  Battletoads, John Wall’s death stare, and Starbucks goes from Smack That to Frap That!

Segment 2 ( 1.08.08): One hit wonder fun, stoner movies, and Brad Kaaya goes Bye Felicia. Friday flashback! Pacers failbuckets and Larry Legend gets the Crying Jordan. Grizzlies – Spurs, David Fizdale’s take that for data Tone Loc remix. Bill O’Reilly Wild Thing throwback F bombs. Capitals – Maple Leafs plus tension in DC for Caps fans. Raising a glass to Serena Williams. The D-Stat Poo redux, Failhorn style. Musical shenanigans and Chili Cook-Off fun.

Segment 3 (1.58.11): Oklahoma State’s 11-2 rings of deception. The Sports Brew 40 bagger. Rockets – Thunder, Westbrook vs the world, OKC – Harden memories, no scrubs. Gronk gives Spicer an assist, ronking a Gronk, and D-Stat’s Gronking to remember. Raising a glass to Ichiro, Boston Marathon motivation, and Ellen DeGeneres gives children’s books 420 makeovers. The Peedmont is lit AF. Aaron Hernandez pulls the rip cord, the Interwebs smacks back, the ramifications of his suicide. Relocation pro-tips for Derek Carr. Wrap up fun with old school Tom Coughlin, Todd Heap, NFL Draft QB fun, and early Failhorn draft predictions. Sending Bill O’Reilly out with Sting and Sam Jackson (2.35.43).  04-20-2017, MP3 format.

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