Sports Brew

Vegas, Mayweather v McGregor, Kyrie to Boston, NFL Preseason, Robert Lee ESPN Fail, Ryen Russillo Drunk Bus, Brock Osweiler BSE, Skolivia Munn, Stripper Name Games, Failhorn Pizza Party 08-24-2017

Segment 1:  Brew Crew Vegas time, gassin’ up the roadie, and summer wrap up. Floyd Mayweather vs Conor McGregor – intrigue vs expectations. Inviting the bets. Pop culture crossover, prop bet fun, fight time storylines, the Money Belt, and calling our shots. The FU suit Halloween showdown. The Floyd Mayweather – Justin Bieber Despacito fallout. D-Stat’s betting breakdown, degenerate style. Rick Rolling with the Foo Fighters. Ryen Russillo cranks up the Leeroy Jenkins drunk bus. Off the rails with the Failhorn’s pizza party.

Segment 2 (53.19): Salud o’clock – D-Statrono is born. Eclipse 2017 party fouls plus Odell Beckham Jr’s blind spot. The Floyd McGregor stripper name game – Muffin Hollyberry is born. The stunning Kyrie Irving trade, Celtics aggressiveness, and Cavaliers questions – are the Cavs done? Jersey burning done wrong. Glen Campbell and Chester Bennington RIP. LeBron’s Big 3 Banana Boat Crew reunion? The iCube fail. Powerball fun, Lance Armstrong, and the return of the D-Stat poo. NCAAF Six Pack returns! Shannon goes Bill O’Reilly plus Mike Gundy mans up at 50! D-Stat’s pre-season Giants curse strikes Odell Beckham, Jr.  NFL chatter. Whitfield’s Friday Failhorn. ESPN rocks the failbuckets – pulling announcer Robert Lee from a UVa game. Monumental name game shenanigans. Wrap up shenanigans. Skolivia Munn, Game of Thrones Jets QB’s, Jay Cutler, and Brock Osweiler – Colts trade rumors.  Just say no! 08-24-2017, MP3 format.

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Cheers and beers flavored by Captain Morgan, Coca-Cola, Stone IPA, Disaronno, Three Notch’d Brewing Company 40 Mile IPA, and the general deliciousness of beer. WOO!

Summer Brew, Kirk Cousins Redskins Contract Fail, Challenging the Warriors, Federer, Cookie Monster vs Sisqo’s New Thong Song, Game of Thrones, Lakers Expectations, Gollum Does Trump Tweets 07-20-2017

Segment 1:  Summer fun, Scott’s Addition RVA brewery shenanigans, and Vick on Kap’s hair. Raising a glass to the Penguins, the Warriors, D-Stat, and the return of Game of Thrones. The power of the beer curve, the cocaine Cookie Monster, plus Teddy Tennison dap for Roger Federer.  Conor McGregor’s FU suit. Having a laugh with Shiti Coolers.com. NBA chatter, LeBron’s next move, Lonzo Ball expectations, and injecting Showtime back into the Lakers. The Rockets aggressiveness, dap for Durant, and the Warriors window.  Calvin Johnson taps out plus Lucky Whitehead’s dognapper.

Segment 2 (52.06): The salsa showdown game of thrones. Sisqo’s new Thong Song (no, really) gets the Cookie Monster treatment. The crazy Kirk Cousins contract story – toxic relationships, Redskins failbuckets, PR shaming, and wondering about the state of the Redskins front office. The RGIII context.  Consistent competitiveness - the importance of organizational competence and team vision. A new strategy of dealing with large QB contracts? The year to year prove it scenario – the anti Flacco contract. Surveying the NFL QB landscape – from elite to barf buckets, where does Cousins fit in?  Wrap up, checking a beer, bad Fantasy league bets, and Gollum breaks out the Trump tweets. 07-20-2017, MP3 format.

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NBA Finals, Tiger Woods DUI, Bryce Harper Fisticuffs, Covfefe the Strong, Penguins vs Predators, Old Spice Catfishing, Mr. Met, Mantyhose, plus the Earth, Wind, and Ozzy O’Reilly Throwdown 06-01-2017

Segment 1:  NBA Finals, Stanley Cup, and the Tiger Woods DUI. The incredible Tiger Woods story arc and figuring out what’s next – check yourself before you wreck yourself, bruh. The impact of the Bryce Harper – Hunter Strickland fisticuffs. Fun with John Clayton’s ponytail plus Shaq’s pedicure of doom. The Mets trip to the land of BSE, Mr. Met cranks up the bird, and Mets apology memes FTW! The 10 hour failhorn, the return of the bro romper, plus mantyhose he-tards shenanigans.

Segment 2 (36.12): NBA Finals. Golden State drops the hammer in Game 1, a motivated Kevin Durant, and defensive questions for the Cavs. Remembering the lopsided nature of last year’s NBA Finals games.  Calling our shots, D-Stat the Cavs defender, and Draymond’s mission. The Failhorn cranks up the Jordan – LeBron discussion.  Jeff Van Gundy glosses up Rihanna. Manti’s Mantyhose. Covfefe shenanigans. NBA Mean Tweets, FTW! Stanley Cup update – the Penguins hammer the Predators in Game 2. One Predator fan’s next level catfishing, the Old Spice cover up, and buy that man a beer! The romper dropping Earth, Wind, and Ozzy outro with Bill O’Reilly.  06-01-2017, MP3 format.

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NBA Playoffs, Cavs vs Warriors III, LaVar Ball Vortex, Caps and Wizards vs the DC Sports Suckhole, the Dong Show Murder Defense, TB12 Madden Curse, Raising a Glass to Chris Cornell (RIP) 05-19-2017

Segment 1:  The DC Sports suckhole claims the Caps and the Wizards, breaking out the D-Stat Bro Romper, and a new vibe in Indianapolis. MattVar Ball, the LaVar ball backlash, and the letting Lonzo Ball spread his wings. LaVar Ball vs Kristine Leahy, the Colin Cowherd blowback, and MattVar throws shade at Eli Manning. The Lakers vs the LaVar Ball vortex, the Jeanie Buss factor, and the Big Baller Brand dilemma. Trust the process – fun with the NBA draft lottery. Dial a D-Bag.

Segment 2 (49.55): Salud o’clock plus the 5^th Element on the big screen – Aknot! WOT! Wrapping up the Wizards and Caps season, fun with the DC Sports Suckhole, and Kelly freakin’ Olynyk. Harden BSE. There’s something about MattVar. Dick Tracy and the Dong Show murder defense strategy turn into an off the rails man-eater gag bag. Meatloaf can’t go for that plus I got a snake, man! NBA Playoffs. Cavaliers – Celtics, Warriors – Spurs, Zaza steps in, Kawhi goes down, and have the Warriors become the villains? Tom Brady vs the Madden Curse.

Segment 3 (1.51.38) Raising a glass to Chris Cornell - a legacy beyond the music. Celebrating the anthems of youth, the shared journey through music, and a voice of a generation. The Social Media soap box – turning from grief shaming to sharing new discovery. The intimacy of art and the gift of life through music. I Am The Highway outro. RIP, friend.  05-19-2017, MP3 format.

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NFL Draft, Lonzo Ball Shoe Debacle, Caps vs Pens, Crosby, Wizards vs Celtics, the Isaiah Thomas Story, LeBron’s Hold My Beer, Drew Pearson Trolls On, 49ers, Redskins, Jar Jar Strikes Back 05-05-2017

Segment 1:  Big Baller Brand Madness. D-Stat goes Gaga in the DC sports hole. NFL Draft chatter, organizational competence, plus a different vibe in Indianapolis and San Francisco. The great Lonzo Ball Z02 shoe debacle, LaVar Ball paints the target, rage face baggage, and an infamous kicks-starter.  Shaq weighs in, Twitter roasts away, Jar Jar strikes back, and Cuba Gooding Sr.’s dedication to LaVar Ball.  The 49ers tighten up, John Lynch delivers – redefining organizational vision. The Christian McCaffery flex factor, sitting out bowl games, and the Jake Butt effect.

Segment 2 (45.56): NFL Draft fun. Capitals – Penguins, the Crosby concussion factor, the Russian Machine Never Breaks blog, plus a savage Matt Niskanen tattoo. Wizards – Celtics getting feisty, the Markieff and Marcus Morris switcheroo, and John Wall keeps balling. The incredible Isaiah Thomas story keeps rolling.  We talkin’ bout practice, Spicer?!?! Kobe’s lion story plus LeBron passes Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. Hold my beer, LeBron style. NBA Playoffs round up. Spurs – Rockets. Breaking Bad in real life. Raising a glass to Paul Pierce, the last of the 1998 draft class, and Vinsanity balls on! Facebook anniversary video shenanigans plus the years of reflection.

Segment 3 (1.45.53): NFL Draft round table – well done, Philadelphia! Drew Pearson trolls Philly like a boss.  Favorite draft moments, the Indy Orangutan, and Jerod Evans whiffs. AP to the Saints. May the 4^th be with you plus Cinco de Mayo fun. The 49ers, Bears, and the Mitchell Trubisky factor. Jack Links Chewbacca crew. The intriguing Cleveland Browns, Jamaal Charles to the Broncos, and the Utah Jazz hook a fan up with eSight.  Wrap up failbuckets, May the 4^th Be With You, O’Reilly Returns. 5-05-2017, MP3 format.

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NBA Playoffs, Caps vs DC Suckhole, Wizards, 420 Gag Bag, McNabbsworth Turns Back Time, OKC, Greek Freak, Fizdale Data, Bill O’Reilly F Bombs, Hernandez Rip Cords Out, Starbucks Frap That! 04-20-2017

Segment 1:  NBA Playoffs, the rally Caps, and fighting the DC sports suckhole. The running 420 gag bag of shenanigans, cranking up the 8^th Annual Chili Cook-Off, and D-Stat’s new hairdo. The Failhorn gets Uncle Festered with a new intro song. John Wall’s development, Wizards upside, and getting physical with the Hawks. Thanksgiving Redskins – Giants fun plus angry Eli.  Amazon Prime beer delivery incites complete randomness. Milwaukee drops the Barney blast on the Raptors, the Greek Freek, and PB Delly time returns. If we could turn back time - the magic hindsight rewind, McNabbsworth is born, Tiki Barber gets the D-Stat hate, and Cher rides on. TBT to Matt talking Madden smack, breaking the scoreboard, and the video game streaming  phenomenon.  Battletoads, John Wall’s death stare, and Starbucks goes from Smack That to Frap That!

Segment 2 ( 1.08.08): One hit wonder fun, stoner movies, and Brad Kaaya goes Bye Felicia. Friday flashback! Pacers failbuckets and Larry Legend gets the Crying Jordan. Grizzlies – Spurs, David Fizdale’s take that for data Tone Loc remix. Bill O’Reilly Wild Thing throwback F bombs. Capitals – Maple Leafs plus tension in DC for Caps fans. Raising a glass to Serena Williams. The D-Stat Poo redux, Failhorn style. Musical shenanigans and Chili Cook-Off fun.

Segment 3 (1.58.11): Oklahoma State’s 11-2 rings of deception. The Sports Brew 40 bagger. Rockets – Thunder, Westbrook vs the world, OKC – Harden memories, no scrubs. Gronk gives Spicer an assist, ronking a Gronk, and D-Stat’s Gronking to remember. Raising a glass to Ichiro, Boston Marathon motivation, and Ellen DeGeneres gives children’s books 420 makeovers. The Peedmont is lit AF. Aaron Hernandez pulls the rip cord, the Interwebs smacks back, the ramifications of his suicide. Relocation pro-tips for Derek Carr. Wrap up fun with old school Tom Coughlin, Todd Heap, NFL Draft QB fun, and early Failhorn draft predictions. Sending Bill O’Reilly out with Sting and Sam Jackson (2.35.43).  04-20-2017, MP3 format.

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Cheers and beers flavored by Captain Morgan, Coca-Cola, Three Notch’d Brewing Company 40 Mile IPA,Bud Light (wait, what?), and New Holland Brewing Company’s Dragon’s Milk.

UNC – Gonzaga Final Four Rewind, NFL Chatter, Vegas Raiders, Beast Mode, Russell Westbrook MVP Mode, Lexi’s Ball Brigade, Warriors Cavs III, United Airlines Fight Club, Furry Con Fail 04-13-2017

Segment 1:  NFL News and Notes, McGuffin beer tours in Iceland, and the NCAA Tournament rewind. Getting ready for the 8^th Annual Chili Cook-Off and Failhorn intro shenanigans. A tip of the cap to the Undertaker and his Wrestlemania walk off. The Tony Romo retirement saga. Beast Mode returns plus Richard Sherman trade rumors. The Raiders relocation - the impact of legacy franchises. Jay Cutler flirts with retirement plus buyer beware Eli Manning sports memorabilia. The Colin Kaepernick excuse generator, David Quessenberry breaks the bell, and fun with NFL draft busts.  Moe Harkless cashes out as the Cavaliers roll the deuce. NBA Playoffs chatter, the trendy Cavaliers – Warriors picks, and Wizards upside. Redskins FO failbuckets.

Segment 2 (1.02.10): The Minivan Mafia. Russell Westbrook rocks the triple doubles, the Big O pops by, and NBA MVP chatter. Lexi Thompson gets hosed by the LPGA and the Space-X Ball Brigade is born. Zootopia meets Breaking Bad plus a soccer player meths out. Sergio Garcia gets the Emmitt Smith treatment. Behold the Chizza.

Segment 3 (1.37.13): UNC – Gonzaga Championship Game plus Final Four Rewind. Karnowski brick city, surviving a foul fest, plus UNC’s wear you out then foul you out strategy. Dap for UNC and a Tarheel flavored stroll through the record books of the elite. South Carolina bags the women’s championship, UConn goes down, plus Dawn Staley delivers. Joel Berry’s family believes. Appreciating Frank Martin – the journey of the college athlete.  Wrap up, furry conventions, beer marathons, and fun with United Airlines memes. 04-13-2017, MP3 format.

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Final Four Fun, Gamecocks, Gonzaga, Tarheels, Ducks, Frank Martin Dap, Elite 8 Rewind, KY v UNC Thriller, Sin City Raiders, the New Black Hole, Rec Ball Ralph,and D-Stat Beardo 03-30-2017

Segment 1:  Final Four preview throwdown! Buy one, burn one for McGuffin. Epic Kentucky – UNC language lessons, elation to devestation, and ref rage face gone too far. D-Stat’s Gonzaga beard. The Las Vegas Raiders are here, helping legacy franchises, NFL stadium issues, and a Raiders themed Las Vegas brothel (of course!). Final Four storylines, UNC – Kentucky, and the South Carolina dark horse phenomenon. America falls in love with Frank Martin and Sindarius Thornwell. LaVar Ball gets the UCLA hate train chugging plus Lonzo sets the bar high. Gonzaga’s feel good story, VCU gets UT, the UNC – Roy Williams legacy, and Tarheel redemption story. South Carolina’s run and the 2011 VCU parallel.  The Oregon Ducks and the mighty Jordan Bell.  Frank Martin, giving credit, and the SI kid. The Raider’s new Black Hole, UNC – Oregon bracket baggage, and Christian Laettner trolls on.

Segment 2 (1.05.10): Sweet 16 and Elite 8 rewind. Arizona failbuckets, Gonzaga mop-up duty, and the WVa game ending meltdown. Rec Ball Ralph plus the matador goes down. Oregon rallies up and the Jayhawks go BSE. Wisconsin – Florida, USC – Florida, UNC – KY, and Luke Maye dap. Rent Breastburger is born! Working the lines and calling our shots for South – Carolina, UNC – Oregon, and the Championship throwdown. Beardo, and the Captain has to barf UNC dap, fun with the underdogs, and the rush of sports destiny. Wrap up, LeVar Burton says hi, MLB’s Matt Foly, and Cards Against Humanity gets in on Internet Privacy. 03-30-2017, MP3 format.

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Sweet 16, March Sadness, Duke v South Carolina, Mike Rhoades to VCU, Northwestern, Michigan, Kentucky, Couch Burning BOBOF, Kaepernick vs Agent Orange, Toilet to Tap, Anniversary Fun 03-22-2017

Segment 1:  From March Madness to March Sadness. Tournament fails, hails, and bracket betting shenanigans.  Celebrating the storylines. Michigan upside, Louisville BSE, and Purdue – Iowa State. UNC – Arkansas, ACC fans turn on each other, and Duke – South Carolina. The Gamecocks 2^nd half eruption, Duke flaws, and a big bag of BSE. Sindarius Thornwell name game and Frank Martin goes Kool-Aid Man. Fun with #LavarBallSays. Triple Fisting salud o’ clock. Copper Horse liquor infused coffee. D-Stat’s degenerateness, Michigan love, and a Sweet 16 rundown. Will Wade leaves VCU for LSU, UVa Failbuckets, Xavier rolls, and Northwestern gets the shaft vs Gonzaga. Tom Brady’s jersey and the International Man of Mystery.

Segment 2 (1.07.09): Back to Duke – South Carolina, Bitter Beer fan, and dark horse storylines.  Stone Brewing’s Full Circle Pale Ale – from toilet to tap. More LaVar Balls says fun. Northwestern’s run, the Vanderbilt foul fail, and the impact of blown calls – you had ONE job! Sweet 16 chatter, WVa – Gonzaga. Kentucky steps it up, UCLA, Lonzo Ball, and the infamous tune up game.  Badger dap, Nigel Hayes, and the cattywampus.  Kentucky – Wichita State, crying Northwestern Kid, and the return of the piccolo.

Segment 3 (1.49.54): Mike Rhoades returns to VCU. Calling our Final Four shots, bracket eaters, and WVa couch burning glory.  The Sports Brew’s furniture store – Buy one, burn one free!  Bracket trash, Stone’s poop beer returns and sand blasting your face off with hops. The ongoing Colin Kaepernick saga plus Agent Orange weighs in. Enjoying March Madness, Chuck Berry RIP, and wrap up fun with a buzzer beater happy anniversary. 03-22-2017, MP3 format.

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March Madness Storylines, Duke Rage Facers, D-Stat Nightmare Fuel, Bang Bang Party, South Region Gauntlet, Kentucky, UVA, Nova, Bodhi the Beer Cat, Ep 200 Throwdown Part II 03-14-2017

Segment 1:  March Madness bracket fun plus the Episode 200 Throwdown, Part II. Getting amped for March Madness - the seed line and the seeding of the story lines. D-Stat’s Redskins blanket nightmare fuel. Why we love March Madness, bang banging around down low, license plate failbaggery, and the return of ruindays.com. Breaking down the regions and calling our shots – chalk, upsets, upside, and beware the failbuckets. The Midwest region, Kansas, Michigan, and Rhode Island upside.  LaVar Ball vs Michael Jordan and the hype train derails.  Bracket do’s and don’ts.

Segment 2 (46.40): The South Region. Salud o’clock, raising a glass to Tuting, and goodies from Bon Air Provisions. Bodhi the beer drinking cat (RIP) and the Scotty McLachlan furry buddy PSA. Getting battle tested in the South Region throwdown of savagery. Running the chalk gauntlet, a tough draw for Kentucky, Wichita State, UNC, and having a (LaVar) Ball with UCLA. Baby duty and #DadLife. The scholarly West Region plus D-Stat fires up the couches (1.17.45). Hoping for some VCU Havoc magic, Northwestern dance party, and Dunk City lives. Welcome back to the NBA, Larry Sanders! Thank you for being a friend shenanigans. 

Segment 3 (1.41.51). Cranking up the East Region. UVA and the case of the fuglies. The potential Duke – Villanova matchup in MSG. Roy Williams weighs in, 6 deep with SMU, and D-Stat plugs HBO. Dark horses, the Duke haters rage on, and Grayson Allen feels the love. Appreciating the bracket storylines. Wrap up ridiculousness and the return of ruindays.com’s infamous Bag of Dicks. 03-14-2017, MP3 format.

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