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NFL Wk 16, NFL Playoff Picture, Browns Win, Carrie Fisher RIP, 2016 Death Train, College Football Playoffs, Packers, Carr Injury, Redskins v Giants, Patriots, New Year’s Fun, Poo McClanahan 12-30-2016

Segment 1:  NFL Week 16, playoff scenarios, Christmas catch-up, and ZZ-Stat. The Browns win (no, really!).  The evolution of a season, the collapse of the Vikings, and the rise of the Packers.  Carrie Fisher RIP, from the Bacta Tank, beyond Leia, plus a George Michael RIP.  Thank you for being a friend, protecting Betty White from 2016, and a D-Stat positivity moment. The price of life, slices of childhood, plus the collective social media grieving process. George R.R. Martin chimes in. Transitioning with Giants – Eagles. Division game gotcha. NFC Playoff scenarios. Redskins – Giants, pulling starters, and wacky Vegas lines. Wondering which Seahawks team shows up, Falcons fireworks, and the Packers crank up the heat. Cowboys roll, keeping Dez happy, and managing Zeke.    

Segment 2 (56.32): Chiefs – Broncos: the fat man TD. Patriot- Jets: Fitztragic returns. The Texans – Bengals barf burner. AFC playoffs, Raiders issues - Derek Carr goes down plus the road through New England. Thanks for the memories, Rex Ryan. Steelers upside and inconsistency. Steelers – Ravens. Fun with Steve Smith.  College Football playoffs – calling our shots for Alabama – Washington and Clemson – Ohio State. Lane Kiffin misses the bus and a Bama lineman’s missing a finger. The Hokies storm back in the Belk bowl. PSA: don’t shoplift from Belk, dumbass. Colts issues, the importance of team building, and time for a change in the front office? Wrap up. Fantasy Football fun plus, caffeine cops, a solo cup RIP. Christmas goats, New Year’s Eve party mode, alternate definitions, and Poo McClanahan. 12-30-2016, MP3 format

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Cheers and beers flavored by Captain Morgan, Coca-Cola,  Three Notch’d Brewing Company, and Stone Brewing Company …  mmm mmm Stone IPA.

NFL Wk 15, Cowboys Roll, Giants D, Packers, Patriots, Player Celebrations, Redskins BSE, Grayson Allen, Elephant Revenge Farts, Christmas Stocking Stuffers, Making Your Moments 12-22-2016

Segment 1:  NFL Week 15, Colts get Hypnotized, and bro texting shenanigans. Grayson Allen tripping failbuckets plus glory holing with the Amazon shittens reviews. Giants – Lions. The evolution of a football season, a lockdown D, plus setting the tone with complimentary football. Danger in Detroit – beware the Packers. Adding player personality back to the NFL plus easing up on celebration penalties. Redskins – Panthers. Jordan Reed squares up the fail and the Redskins go full BSE (again). The looming Kirk Cousins question. Jaguars – Texans. Gus Bradley gets das boot plus Tom Coughlin rumors. Falcons – 49ers.  San Diego Chargers pocket pool party. Bacon Pancakes New York Mashup and a Lil’ Jon Lazytown cooking remix.

Segment 2 (1.03.23): NFL Round up. Elephant revenge farts (seriously). Packers – Bears. Flying decals and the Packers home away from home. Romo and the Texans cock Brock. Patriots – Broncos. Cowboys – Bucs. Dak steps up plus Zeke hammers home. Saints – Cardinals barn burner.  Raider – Chargers. Colts beatdown the Vikings. Titans – Chiefs freeze fail. Steelers – Bengals. Burfict gonna Burfict.

Segment 3 ( 1.47.28): Ravens – Eagles. Steve Smith ices up, son! Christian McCaffery and Leonard Fournette sit this one out. Cowboys – Bucs, Part II. Zeke and the Salvation Army bucket plus Sting the Intimidation coach. Raising a glass to Cindy Stowell’s Jeopardy run. Reaching the next generation of fans, embracing the moment, and opportunity space for the NFL. Merry Christmas from the Sports Brew – make your moments! Caroling with Bill Belichick and a Sports Brew stocking stuffer.  12-22-2016, MP3 format

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NFL Wk 14, 49ers Failtrain, Giants D, the Dak Dilemma, Jamaal Anderson’s Dirty Bird, Redskins, Groin Pains Name Game, Wakey Leaks, Plus Celebrating Alan Thicke and Craig Sager 12-17-2016

Segment 1:  NFL Week 14 Fun. Jeff Fisher goes Friday. The York effect, 49ers fail buckets, and rebuilding an organizational identity. Driving ratings with the power franchises. Appreciating Reggie McKenzie’s Raider rebuild.  Jamaal Anderson breaks out a new version of the Dirty Bird. Celebrating lives well lived - raising a glass to Alan Thicke and Craig Sager (RIP). Living beyond the box, dap for Verne Lundquist, plus the art of rejection.

Segment 2 (52.51): Redskins – Eagles. Darren Sproles gets crushed as the Redskins keep staying alive for the playoffs. Songification memories. Michael Floyd, meet Uber. Podcast protection and a Naked Gun intervention for Philip Rivers. Jamaal Anderson returns and a Growing Pains Boner. Army – Navy gets Trumped. Seaman Stains returns plus cranking up the military name game with Major Balls. Lane Kiffin goes to FAU plus the Wake Forest Wakey Leaks controversy is only beginning.

Segment 3 (1.36.08): NFL round up. Das Boot and a D-Stat inspired Blame Belichick. Circling back to Army – Navy. JMU takes down North Dakota State. Seahawks – Rams. The Seahawks roller coaster. Redskins – Eagles part II. Confidence in Kirk Cousins. Steelers – Bills. Le’Veon Bell blows up.  Patriots – Ravens. Giants – Cowboys. Walkie-talkie fun time and the Giants D knuckles up.  Saints – Bucs. Drew Brees and the decline of the drop back passer. Colts – Texans failbuckets. Wrap up shenanigans. 12-17-2016, MP3 format

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NFL Wk 13, AFC and NFC Playoff Races, Redskins Stankness, GS Warriors on Fire, Rams L Train, Patriots, MLB Moves, Harper Contract, Mick Jagger vs Philip Rivers, John Glenn RIP 12-09-2016

Segment 1:  NFL Week 13. The insane Bryce Harper contract rumors plus the Failhorn beats it. The 49ers go full BSE, Blake Bortles stank mode, plus Gus Bradley kills the Jaguars dead. Patriots – Rams, the contrast between winning and mediocrity, and the Jeff Fisher L Train rolls on. Chiefs – Falcons and Chiefs - Raiders. Raising a glass to Eric Berry plus KC mojo. Looking at AFC playoff races, Steelers up, the road through New England, and those pesky Ravens. Colts – Jets. Cheap tickets for Jets failbuckets, Fitztragic, Colts roll, and streaking with Kevin Harlan.  Dap for Frank Gore, HoF consideration, and a Skins – 49ers throwback. Snow Angel celebration flag fail. Mick Jagger unleashes his inner Philip Rivers plus TLC’s Rivers’ Rage Face special. Colts, Texans, Brock Osweiler fails on, and Bob McNair drains the plane with Raiders fans.  

Segment 2 (53.15): MLB round table, Yoenis Céspedes, Chris Sale, Aroldis Chapman, and fun with Big Papi. Klay Thompson on FIRE plus the Warriors multi-dimensional weapons – the power of star depth. Giants – Steelers. Green means go, wasted opportunities, Eli’s advice to Beckham, and tightening up for the playoffs. Dallas goes prime time. Lions – Saints. NFC Playoff races. Raiders – Bills. Redskins – Cardinals barfbags. Packers – Texans. Seahawks – Panthers plus the Cam Newton incident.  Wrap up, a mannequin challenge fail, and the fake news battle continues. Remembering Pearl Harbor plus raising a glass to John Glenn (RIP). 12-09-2016, MP3 format

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NFL Week 12, College Playoff Mayhem, Cowboys Fansplosion, Gronking Gone Wrong, Chiefs Doink, Redskins, NFC East, Dap for the Bucs and Raiders, NFC Playoff Picture, Kap LIVES, Ravens Hold Up 12-02-2016

Segment 1:  NFL Week 12 shenanigans. The Chiefs FG doink for Carr. Failhorn song time fun – Livin’ La Vida Chokah and fantasy football block parties. Kaepernick LIVES! Turkey time rewind, a beer fail, and beer pong beer. Céspedes gets paid, Nat blasts, and MLB CBA updates – ditching the All Star Game home field advantage. Mark McGwire and the HoF. D-Stat’s Carnival Cruise ship Phelps’ face isht party. Borderlands – Torgue gets Trumped. NCAA Football Playoff mayhem, Navy, and Michigan – Ohio State shenanigans.  A Plus 2 NCAA Football Playoff pipe dream – avoiding over expansion. The Little Debbie Bowl is born. Ed Orgeron and LSU. The story of Elsie Mahe. A Nickelback punishment.

Segment 2 (56.05): Salud o’clock! The impact of Gronk’s back injury. Cowboys – Redskins and Troy Aikman’s pull out party. The Billdo, the rebirth of the Winslow jersey, and Eagles fans want to deport EDP445. Cowboys – Vikings: the Cowboys fansplosion continues.  Steelers – Colts. Packers – Eagles. The Bucs drop the hammer on the Seahawks. NFC Playoff scenarios. Raiders – Panthers.  Failhorn in low places. Chiefs – Broncos, Tyreek Hill balls out, going for the win, and the doink. Ravens – Bengals. Justin Tucker, FG machine, and a Harbaugh hold up. Wrap up thoughts, Taylor Gabriel says hi, NFL underachievers, and Vinsanity lives on. MOW MY LAWN! 12-02-2016, MP3 format

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NFL Wk 11, NFC East, Redskins Roll the Packers, Kirk Cousins Likes That, Fat Rob, D-Stat Double Fist, Cowboys Power, Giants D, Seahawks, Thanksgiving fun, the Great Turfucken Incident 11-23-2016

Segment 1:  NFL Week 11 round up. Rickrolling the Failhorn, Packers style. Cardinals failbuckets, Giants gelling, and the NFC East is balling. TB12 finally gets San Fran plus the double fisting with D-Stat salud o’clock! Redskins – Packers. Appreciating the maturation of Kirk Cousins, Fat Rob breaks out, and aggressive calls set up the win. Pay the man! Ask Cleveland about the search for a QB. Glossing up Scot McCloughan.

Segment 2 ( 50.18): D-Stat’s Lakers , Thanksgiving football fun, and the Failhorn’s Braille Turkey unleashes Sam Jackson and Arnold mayhem. Cowboys – Ravens. Steve Smith hits 1k pls Dak clutches up in the 4^th quarter. Seahawks  - Eagles. Russell Wilson gets healthy. Colts – Titans. Raiders – Texans. Officiating gone wrong, laser pointers, and barb wire fences.  Thanksgiving song throwback, Brailling a Turkey, and the great Failhorn Turfucken incident. A Sports Brew Thanksgiving PSA – celebrating each other. Wrapping up with more Turfucken fun and a classic Thanksgiving D-Stat streaking bad batting celebration. LiveTunes failbuckets and the D-Stat triple-ply. 11-23-2016, MP3 format

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NFL Week 10, Cowboys Rolling, NFC East, Packers Stankness, Redskins, Seahawks D Up, Anaconda Gas Up Mash Up, Uncle Joe Biden, Kate Upton Savagery, Louisville KFC Bucket 11-18-2016

Segment 1:  NFL Week 10, Louisville rocks the football failbuckets, and the Rick Pitino KFC bucket. Titans whoop the Pack. Cowboys – Steelers. Hold on – the Captain gives some love to the Cowboys! Fake clock spikes and the Boys go big time. The Tony Romo issue. Glossing the O-line, the Dak mojo, and Zeke the honorary slob. Setting up for a big NFC East division race finish plus Romo rolling.

Segment 2 ( 48.51): NCAA Football round up. Houston hammers Louisville (aka Pooisville), Clemsoning, Michigan womp womp, and a weekend of insanity. Kate Upton drops some savagery on MLB for Justin Verlander. Vin Scully gets the call from the White House. NFL round up. Giants - Bengals, tazer bets, and Durant on Drake. Fallon & Metallica vs Black Barbie plus the Anaconda  gassed up mashup.

Segment 3 (1.21.30): Redskins – Vikings plus Vernon Davis LIVES. Titans lay the lumber on the Packers. Mike McCarthy strokes his own ego plus fanning the flames in Green Bay.  Seahawks – Patriots. Panthers vs Chiefs plus the TNF bounce back. Chargers – Dolphins plus Rivers derps up. Wrapping with Uncle Joe Biden memes and DeAndre Levy savagery on JoePa.  Ray Lewis throws Flacco under the bus and the NFL drops deeze nuts. 11-17-2016, MP3 format

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NFL Week 9, Packers Slump, Cowboys Dak Attack, Salty Seahawks, Patriots, POTUS, Trump vs Chewbacca vs the Failhorn, Indians WS Champs Gear Destruction, Kaepernick's Voting Fail 11-11-2016

Segment 1:  TNF Vomit balls for the Ravens – Browns. The Packers fail train continues – is it time for a change in Green Bay? Fugly 49ers football. Colts – Packers, bruh. Finishing games, teams on the ascent, and the Seahawks – Packers NFCCG hangover. MLB whiffs on the destruction of Indians World Series champs gear – no Bills Super Bowl champs gear for you! Trump vs Chewbacca vs the Failhorn.  

Segment 2 (40.01): Election night naps, the Failhorn’s itch, and the safety dance.  Giants – Eagles, passing the November Lame to the Packers. Cam Newton – still getting lit up. Plays o’ the week – the Chief’s Travis Kelce throws his own flag, the Steelers go My Rabona, and Eli Manning’s NSFW audible. Cowboys – Browns. The return of Cowboys fans and the Dak effect – finding ways to win. Super Bowl storylines - New England vs the field. The salty Seahawks stick the Bills, leveraging the rulebook, plus ref failbaggery. Raiders – Broncos. Whitfield vs Chewbacca vs Trump, round 2. Redskins – Vikings. Wrap up shenanigans and the search for a Trump soundboard. The Richard Sherman factor and NFL inconsistency continues. Stephen A Smith gives Colin Kaepernick the business for not voting.  11-11-2016, MP3 format

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Cubs Win, World Series Storylines, NFL Week 8, Patriots Roll, Billdo Baggins, D-Stat Wedding, Harry Caray, Josh Norman Rage Face, Pulling Shannon’s Finger, Flying the W For Generations 11-05-2016

Segment 1:  The Cubs WIN! Cubs – Indians. Looking back at a phenomenal World Series and an absolutely incredible Game 7. Raising a glass to D-Stat – welcome to the married life! Thanks for the memories, Arian Foster and Andre Johnson. Suck with Luck plus the Jaguars new cross promotion. The next longest drought in sports. Living both sides of the 3-1 coin in Cleveland. Celebrating the emotional essence of sports. The rain delay regroup, puckered butts, Ross cranks it, and the Hendricks hook. From players to fans, so many great storylines. A glorious tribute to Harry Caray.

Segment 2 (53.53): Cranking up more Cubs storylines and D-Stat wedding shenanigans. Custom socks, Spiderman, Donk’s split crotch, and the Captain loses it at the reception. The wrong kind of Axe effect. The well traveled wedding tie AKA the tie-fecta. D-Stat’s pitch and catch. Salud o’clock! Cubs celebrations  - from 32 year old cans of beer, Joe Maddon’s Angels cap, and Flying the W graveside. Masses of humanity, taking the over on baby bets, and pulling Shannon’s finger - firestorm colonoscopy farts (Crop Dusters!). A tip of the cap to Theo Epstein plus the importance of glue guys – you can buy talent, but you can’t buy chemistry. NFL Week 8 plus wrap up o’clock.  GPODAWUND! Patriots – Bills. The infamous Billdo Baggins. The wrong kind of house chores. Raiders gloss, Josh Norman rage face, inconsistent officiating, and thanks for nothing Mark Ingram. 11-5-2016, MP3 format

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NFL Week 5, MLB Playoffs, Kap Returns, Dak vs Romo Debate, the Nats DC Playoff Suckhole, Odell Hugs It Out, Redskins, TB12, D-Stat Wedding Tips, Trump Day GOP Fun 10-15-2016

Segment 1:  NFL Week 5, the McGuffin, and the DC Sports Suckhole. The D-Stat wedding Final Countdown goes Major League. The return of Colin Kaepernick and the Fantasy Failhorn lives up to his namesake. Packers – Giants. Odell hugs it out plus Erik Flowers shoves it. Antonio Dawkins trolls the NFL #LikeABoss. Rhonda Rousey vs Greg Hardy, FTW! MLB Playoffs. Nats – Dodgers. Metro failbuckets, Kershaw mans up, and the Nats come up short (again). Donald Trump says hi. ALCS and NLCS round up and the historic appeal of a Cubs – Indians World Series. Failhorning with JPP’s Galaxy Note 7. Sports Brew tips and songification requests for the D-Stat wedding throwdown.

 

Segment 2 (51.18): NFL Week 5 round up. Sin City Raiders, FTW! Dap for the Vikings. Colts – Bears, Brandon Hoyer is born, and dap for Frank Gore.  Brock Osweiler ET mode plus Arnold appears. Falcons – Broncos and the contenders vs pretenders convo. Steelers – Jets. Chargers vs Broncos TNF.  Bengals – Cowboys surprise, Big D keeps on trucking, and the Dak vs Romo debate. Flesh eating screw worms, the Guzzle Buddy, and the K Bone Zone. Redskins – Ravens and CJ Mosley Rick Rolls Baltimore. The Crying Baby interlude.  College Football round up. Navy upsets Houston. Rutgers goes full BSE vs Michigan – Butgers is born. Todd rolling, Trump Day GOP fun, FSU and Miami hug it out. Wrapping up with more D-Stat wedding fun. Sports Brew Google Failbuckets mode. 10-15-2016, MP3 format

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