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NFL Week 12, College Playoff Mayhem, Cowboys Fansplosion, Gronking Gone Wrong, Chiefs Doink, Redskins, NFC East, Dap for the Bucs and Raiders, NFC Playoff Picture, Kap LIVES, Ravens Hold Up 12-02-2016

Segment 1:  NFL Week 12 shenanigans. The Chiefs FG doink for Carr. Failhorn song time fun – Livin’ La Vida Chokah and fantasy football block parties. Kaepernick LIVES! Turkey time rewind, a beer fail, and beer pong beer. Céspedes gets paid, Nat blasts, and MLB CBA updates – ditching the All Star Game home field advantage. Mark McGwire and the HoF. D-Stat’s Carnival Cruise ship Phelps’ face isht party. Borderlands – Torgue gets Trumped. NCAA Football Playoff mayhem, Navy, and Michigan – Ohio State shenanigans.  A Plus 2 NCAA Football Playoff pipe dream – avoiding over expansion. The Little Debbie Bowl is born. Ed Orgeron and LSU. The story of Elsie Mahe. A Nickelback punishment.

Segment 2 (56.05): Salud o’clock! The impact of Gronk’s back injury. Cowboys – Redskins and Troy Aikman’s pull out party. The Billdo, the rebirth of the Winslow jersey, and Eagles fans want to deport EDP445. Cowboys – Vikings: the Cowboys fansplosion continues.  Steelers – Colts. Packers – Eagles. The Bucs drop the hammer on the Seahawks. NFC Playoff scenarios. Raiders – Panthers.  Failhorn in low places. Chiefs – Broncos, Tyreek Hill balls out, going for the win, and the doink. Ravens – Bengals. Justin Tucker, FG machine, and a Harbaugh hold up. Wrap up thoughts, Taylor Gabriel says hi, NFL underachievers, and Vinsanity lives on. MOW MY LAWN! 12-02-2016, MP3 format

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NFL Wk 11, NFC East, Redskins Roll the Packers, Kirk Cousins Likes That, Fat Rob, D-Stat Double Fist, Cowboys Power, Giants D, Seahawks, Thanksgiving fun, the Great Turfucken Incident 11-23-2016

Segment 1:  NFL Week 11 round up. Rickrolling the Failhorn, Packers style. Cardinals failbuckets, Giants gelling, and the NFC East is balling. TB12 finally gets San Fran plus the double fisting with D-Stat salud o’clock! Redskins – Packers. Appreciating the maturation of Kirk Cousins, Fat Rob breaks out, and aggressive calls set up the win. Pay the man! Ask Cleveland about the search for a QB. Glossing up Scot McCloughan.

Segment 2 ( 50.18): D-Stat’s Lakers , Thanksgiving football fun, and the Failhorn’s Braille Turkey unleashes Sam Jackson and Arnold mayhem. Cowboys – Ravens. Steve Smith hits 1k pls Dak clutches up in the 4^th quarter. Seahawks  - Eagles. Russell Wilson gets healthy. Colts – Titans. Raiders – Texans. Officiating gone wrong, laser pointers, and barb wire fences.  Thanksgiving song throwback, Brailling a Turkey, and the great Failhorn Turfucken incident. A Sports Brew Thanksgiving PSA – celebrating each other. Wrapping up with more Turfucken fun and a classic Thanksgiving D-Stat streaking bad batting celebration. LiveTunes failbuckets and the D-Stat triple-ply. 11-23-2016, MP3 format

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NFL Week 10, Cowboys Rolling, NFC East, Packers Stankness, Redskins, Seahawks D Up, Anaconda Gas Up Mash Up, Uncle Joe Biden, Kate Upton Savagery, Louisville KFC Bucket 11-18-2016

Segment 1:  NFL Week 10, Louisville rocks the football failbuckets, and the Rick Pitino KFC bucket. Titans whoop the Pack. Cowboys – Steelers. Hold on – the Captain gives some love to the Cowboys! Fake clock spikes and the Boys go big time. The Tony Romo issue. Glossing the O-line, the Dak mojo, and Zeke the honorary slob. Setting up for a big NFC East division race finish plus Romo rolling.

Segment 2 ( 48.51): NCAA Football round up. Houston hammers Louisville (aka Pooisville), Clemsoning, Michigan womp womp, and a weekend of insanity. Kate Upton drops some savagery on MLB for Justin Verlander. Vin Scully gets the call from the White House. NFL round up. Giants - Bengals, tazer bets, and Durant on Drake. Fallon & Metallica vs Black Barbie plus the Anaconda  gassed up mashup.

Segment 3 (1.21.30): Redskins – Vikings plus Vernon Davis LIVES. Titans lay the lumber on the Packers. Mike McCarthy strokes his own ego plus fanning the flames in Green Bay.  Seahawks – Patriots. Panthers vs Chiefs plus the TNF bounce back. Chargers – Dolphins plus Rivers derps up. Wrapping with Uncle Joe Biden memes and DeAndre Levy savagery on JoePa.  Ray Lewis throws Flacco under the bus and the NFL drops deeze nuts. 11-17-2016, MP3 format

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NFL Week 9, Packers Slump, Cowboys Dak Attack, Salty Seahawks, Patriots, POTUS, Trump vs Chewbacca vs the Failhorn, Indians WS Champs Gear Destruction, Kaepernick's Voting Fail 11-11-2016

Segment 1:  TNF Vomit balls for the Ravens – Browns. The Packers fail train continues – is it time for a change in Green Bay? Fugly 49ers football. Colts – Packers, bruh. Finishing games, teams on the ascent, and the Seahawks – Packers NFCCG hangover. MLB whiffs on the destruction of Indians World Series champs gear – no Bills Super Bowl champs gear for you! Trump vs Chewbacca vs the Failhorn.  

Segment 2 (40.01): Election night naps, the Failhorn’s itch, and the safety dance.  Giants – Eagles, passing the November Lame to the Packers. Cam Newton – still getting lit up. Plays o’ the week – the Chief’s Travis Kelce throws his own flag, the Steelers go My Rabona, and Eli Manning’s NSFW audible. Cowboys – Browns. The return of Cowboys fans and the Dak effect – finding ways to win. Super Bowl storylines - New England vs the field. The salty Seahawks stick the Bills, leveraging the rulebook, plus ref failbaggery. Raiders – Broncos. Whitfield vs Chewbacca vs Trump, round 2. Redskins – Vikings. Wrap up shenanigans and the search for a Trump soundboard. The Richard Sherman factor and NFL inconsistency continues. Stephen A Smith gives Colin Kaepernick the business for not voting.  11-11-2016, MP3 format

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Cubs Win, World Series Storylines, NFL Week 8, Patriots Roll, Billdo Baggins, D-Stat Wedding, Harry Caray, Josh Norman Rage Face, Pulling Shannon’s Finger, Flying the W For Generations 11-05-2016

Segment 1:  The Cubs WIN! Cubs – Indians. Looking back at a phenomenal World Series and an absolutely incredible Game 7. Raising a glass to D-Stat – welcome to the married life! Thanks for the memories, Arian Foster and Andre Johnson. Suck with Luck plus the Jaguars new cross promotion. The next longest drought in sports. Living both sides of the 3-1 coin in Cleveland. Celebrating the emotional essence of sports. The rain delay regroup, puckered butts, Ross cranks it, and the Hendricks hook. From players to fans, so many great storylines. A glorious tribute to Harry Caray.

Segment 2 (53.53): Cranking up more Cubs storylines and D-Stat wedding shenanigans. Custom socks, Spiderman, Donk’s split crotch, and the Captain loses it at the reception. The wrong kind of Axe effect. The well traveled wedding tie AKA the tie-fecta. D-Stat’s pitch and catch. Salud o’clock! Cubs celebrations  - from 32 year old cans of beer, Joe Maddon’s Angels cap, and Flying the W graveside. Masses of humanity, taking the over on baby bets, and pulling Shannon’s finger - firestorm colonoscopy farts (Crop Dusters!). A tip of the cap to Theo Epstein plus the importance of glue guys – you can buy talent, but you can’t buy chemistry. NFL Week 8 plus wrap up o’clock.  GPODAWUND! Patriots – Bills. The infamous Billdo Baggins. The wrong kind of house chores. Raiders gloss, Josh Norman rage face, inconsistent officiating, and thanks for nothing Mark Ingram. 11-5-2016, MP3 format

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NFL Week 5, MLB Playoffs, Kap Returns, Dak vs Romo Debate, the Nats DC Playoff Suckhole, Odell Hugs It Out, Redskins, TB12, D-Stat Wedding Tips, Trump Day GOP Fun 10-15-2016

Segment 1:  NFL Week 5, the McGuffin, and the DC Sports Suckhole. The D-Stat wedding Final Countdown goes Major League. The return of Colin Kaepernick and the Fantasy Failhorn lives up to his namesake. Packers – Giants. Odell hugs it out plus Erik Flowers shoves it. Antonio Dawkins trolls the NFL #LikeABoss. Rhonda Rousey vs Greg Hardy, FTW! MLB Playoffs. Nats – Dodgers. Metro failbuckets, Kershaw mans up, and the Nats come up short (again). Donald Trump says hi. ALCS and NLCS round up and the historic appeal of a Cubs – Indians World Series. Failhorning with JPP’s Galaxy Note 7. Sports Brew tips and songification requests for the D-Stat wedding throwdown.

 

Segment 2 (51.18): NFL Week 5 round up. Sin City Raiders, FTW! Dap for the Vikings. Colts – Bears, Brandon Hoyer is born, and dap for Frank Gore.  Brock Osweiler ET mode plus Arnold appears. Falcons – Broncos and the contenders vs pretenders convo. Steelers – Jets. Chargers vs Broncos TNF.  Bengals – Cowboys surprise, Big D keeps on trucking, and the Dak vs Romo debate. Flesh eating screw worms, the Guzzle Buddy, and the K Bone Zone. Redskins – Ravens and CJ Mosley Rick Rolls Baltimore. The Crying Baby interlude.  College Football round up. Navy upsets Houston. Rutgers goes full BSE vs Michigan – Butgers is born. Todd rolling, Trump Day GOP fun, FSU and Miami hug it out. Wrapping up with more D-Stat wedding fun. Sports Brew Google Failbuckets mode. 10-15-2016, MP3 format

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NFL Week 4, Falcons Air Raid, Colts Struggles, Orioles plus Mets MLB Wildcard Womp Womp, Odell Beckham Lion King Life Coaches, ODBJ Hakuna Matata, Redskins, NCAAF, UNC Chop Off 10-07-2016

Segment 1:  NFL Week 4 Fun. Julio Jones and the Falcons air raid the Panthers plus Cam Newton’s head blow’d off kit.  Colts – Jaguars: Indy OL struggles, a sack party, and roster building challenges in the prime of Luck’s career.  NFL struggles, fan blowback, TV ratings, and the No Fun League rears its ugly head.  Bills – Patriots. Saints – Chargers. San Diego’s legacy of fail continues. Ghetto Superstar Failhorn. Steelers – Chiefs beatdown, 49ers – Cardinals, & Raiders - Ravens.

Segment 2 (48.17): Wildcard Baseball womp womp: Orioles and Mets edition, the Ublazing Hymenz gas can and the SI cover jinx says hi.Glossing up Madison Bumgarner’s post-season brilliance. Back to football (1.06.09).Vikings – Giants. Odell Beckham’s Sports Brew life coaches, Sam Jackson steps up, and the ODBJ Hakuna Matata Circle of Life Lion King lessons. Failhornin’ #LikeABoss with an Odell Beckham Lion King songification party. The Chiweenie of Life. Redskins – Browns. Josh Norman’s bow and arrow flag BS plus Duke Johnson’s mystery fumble. NFL Round Up. College Football round up, Louisville – Clemson fun, UNC gets to the CHOPPA, and wrapup fun with D-Stat Pumba mode.  10-07-2016,MP3 format

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NFL Week 3, Eagles Wentz Wagon, Vikings D, Redskins – Giants, Beckham vs the Net, D-Stat in Vegas, Patriots, Colts F Bombs, Sports Brew Boy Band Fail, Arnold Palmer and José Fernández RIP 09-29-16

Segment 1:  NFL Week 3round up shenanigans – getting defensive. D-Stat in Vegas and the Sin CityRaiders. Ryan Fitzpatrick pick party, the more you know, and a pumpkin purge.Eagles – Steelers. Glossing the Eagles and loading up the Wentz bandwagon. Surpriseteams – Zimmer and the Vikings pound Cam Newton, Panthers struggles, missingNorman. Patriots gonna Patriot.  Colts –Chargers. Colts announcer Bob Lamey drops a walk off F-bomb.

Segment 2 ( 48.18): Respect for the Cleveland Cavalierschampionship ring fest. Thanks for the memories, Paul Pierce. RIP Arnold Palmerand José Fernández – a life well lived, the weight of possibilities, and theimpact of sports beyond the game. The emotion of the moment - Dee Gordon’s homerun. Tim Tebow says hi.

Segment 3 (1.11.35): Redskins – Giants. Beckham and Normancrank up the feistiness. Flags, fails, and missed opportunities. The cost ofdumb penalties - Weston Richburg, come on down! Beckham vs the kicking net ofdoom. Bleaching D-Stat, Shannon goes blonde, and the Brew Boy Band failtrain. Avery Florida one and done – Meth is one helluva drug PSA. Les Miles gets dasboot plus LSU intrigue. NFL Week 3 round up: Broncos – Bengals, Chiefs – Jets,  Bills – Cardinals, Terrelle Pryor, Cowboys –Bears. Rex Ryan pranks Julian Edelman plus D-Stat’s tainted Vegas send off.  09-29-2016, MP3 format.

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NFL Week 2.5, Patriots Way, Redskins BSE, Cousins Whiffs, Single Ply TP PSA, Giants, Packers Problems, Missing McAdoo, Captain Birthday Toast and Roast, Steelers, Chewbacca Beer Wish 09-23-16

Segment 1:  NFL Week 2.5 fun plus the Captain’s Birthday toast to roast. The Texans go full BSE as the Patriots keep finding ways to win. The impact of new media and NFL RedZone on NFL TV Ratings - the NASCAR context. Broncos – Colt. The Colts Defense goes singly ply – fails you when it matters most. The great single ply TP PSA. Giants – Saints. The McAdoo factor, the ability to finish games, the team chemistry dynamic.

Segment 2 ( 39.27): Fantasy injuries and pumpkin spice failbuckets. Packers – Vikings. Bradford bounce back, AP injury, and missing McAdoo in Green Bay. Bud Grant and the D-Stat buffet horn go Chewbacca singly ply party mode. Rams – Seahawks offensive stankness. Steelers – Bengals. The Steelers keep on trucking, Antonio Brown dap, and DeAngelo Williams. Browns gonna Brown, Panthers – 49ers scrappin’, Cardinals – Bucs failbuckets.  

Segment 3 (1.17.07): D-Stat’s Mets gloss, Lamar Jackson hype train, Louisville – FSU, Sizzlin’ 7. Kirk Cousins WiFi. Redskins – Cowboys. Cousins missing throws, you like Dak, beware the 0-3 hole vs the Giants. Dap for Carson Wentz and Dak Prescott.  Kevin Garnett hangs ‘em up. The Captain’s birthday toast and roast story time. Moonshine mornings, Whitfield’s harvest moon bus butt, a Cellarmaker Get Off My Lawn beer wish, and Teddy’s revenge. Birthday reflections and a thank you from the Captain. 09-23-2016, MP3 format.

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NFL Week 1, Patriots, Cam Hammer, Antonio Brown Boss Mode, Redskins, Bumper Dumper, Fantasy App Fail, Central Michigan Hail Mary, RGIII, Giants Shade, Vin Scully 09-15-2016

Segment 1:  NFL Week 1. The Sports Brew smoothie power hour.  MNF streaking means Kevin Harlan, FTW! The accidental Tim Tebow to the Mets convo. D-Stat cardboard cutout groomsman pictures. NFL Week 1 round up, RGIII gets hurt again, Carson Wentz starts strong, 49ers roll the Rams. Cam Newton gets earholed by the Broncos D and remembering hack-a-Shaq. Najeh Davenport and the bumper dumper wedding gift.  NFL ratings, Red Zone fantasy crack, and Bear Grylls shenanigans.

Segment 2 ( 53.11): Patriots – Cardinals and the Garoppolo smelling salt woos. Raiders ball out vs the Saints. Rams – 49ers and the Jeff Fisher mediocrity party. RIP Ron Beckman plus Ryan Lochte goes DWTS. Giants – Cowboys.  The return of Victor Cruz, Dak says hi, and the Terrance Williams brain fart. Drew Brees vs his Giants fan kids. SamC2270 rakes in the cash on College Gameday.

Segment 3 (1.27.42): Redskins – Steelers. Antonio Brown boss mode plus the challenge of moving  Josh Norman around. NCAA football round up, VT fumble problems, and the infamous Central Michigan – Oklahoma State Hail Mary that shouldn’t have been. NCAA Football pick ‘em, Nick Saban chit chat. ESPN Fantasy App failbuckets.  A tip of the cap to Vin Scully and the Arizona Wildcats football uniform tribute. Fantasy Football chatter and looking forward to NFL Week 2 games. 09-14-2016, MP3 format.

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